"4 Daggers!...A rollicking good tale that will leave you second-guessing every colorful character you meet aboard this ship-that-refuses-to-sink. Sheils' fiction is positively lyrical, his characters funny and real. The enchantment of the islands is brought to life as you cruise along on a ship with more aliases than the murdered con man. A wonderfully entertaining read."—Ingrid Taylor, All About Murder Reviews

"...Not a 'normal' book...and we all should be thankful for that. While most of the principal characters are either Canadians, or non-Canadians seen through opinionated Canadian eyes, 50 Ways To Kill Your Lover should appeal to an international audience. It is a wonderful piece of froth. Unrepentant comedy is difficult to write at novel length and...Terry Sheils has come through with an intelligent piece of buffoonery...[it's] cotton candy, sweet, sticky, and totally addictive."--KnowBetter.com

“…In fact, if you check the fitness center, you will find him there still, in a lady’s locker, naked, dead and…upside down.”

The minute it was out of his mouth the man known as Wally Mazur simultaneously wondered why he had said anything and regretted having uttered a word. And it wasn’t that he had left out the towel. It had just seemed like a prize-winning story to his J-and-Befuddled mind…even without the towel.

But he suddenly realized that the dead old guy was going to be discovered sooner or later and, despite the official efforts to keep it quiet that there would undoubtedly be, people were going to hear about the corpse in the ladies’ locker room.

And some of those people who heard would be at this table right now.

And they might wonder about Wally Mazur.

And the old guy had said he had been poisoned.

And Wally was potentially in deep shit.

And all he could do right now was tough it out and pray for something impossibly lucky to happen—like the ship to sink.